Legal Notice and Disclaimers

For the intellectually or satire challenged, this entire site is a parody or satire. There is no such company as White Productions, White Global Holdings, White Paradise Island or any of the other fictitious entities named within. The website has been created solely to offer readers the legal fictional stories that are found on this or related websites.

Any relation to any porn production company, porn distribution company or any porn company of any sort described in these stories, including all fictional characters, positions, organizations or anything whatsoever are only figments of the fevered and twisted minds of the authors, and should not be taken to reflect on, describe or have any relation to real people, places or things.

Since this entire site is based upon legal fictional writings, satire and parody,  it should be recognized as such. All of the fictional characters live only in the minds of adult writers over the age of 21 years. Any reader or visitor who is not considered to be a legal adult in their respective jurisdiction should leave and should not view, read, subscribe to, attempt or believe anything that is depicted, described, explained, related, narrated,  portrayed, recounted, presented or even hinted at on this website and in the stories.

If you find that you are offended, upset, miffed, disgusted, dissed or insulted by, or even just plain don't like, what's here, then GO AWAY! Nobody is forcing anyone to look at, read, view, participate in or subscribe to anything on this website. If there is anything in any of the above that you don't understand, GO AWAY! You obviously don't have the mental capacity to be here and understand that which the vast majority of the human race probably does.

For Legal Beagles, Police Officers, Law Enforcement Officers, Politicians, Revenue Collectors, Entrapment Officers, or any government employed human being, the content of this site is protected speech under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and many minor court and Supreme Court rulings. If you don't understand that parody, satire and fictional writing is protected speech, then go consult a Constitutional lawyer who can explain it to you in very elementary terms that you can understand.

If you don't live in the United States, under the U.S. Constitution, too bad. Tough luck. Just because you or your country's nanny government doesn't like any of the content on this website, doesn't hold or give you any power over it or its creators. Get a life! In other words, GO AWAY!

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